Episode 32: Spoiler: They Got Lost in Ft. Hood

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Platoon Daddy Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar pay respect to another podcast on the Creative Brain Candy Network, “Spoiler: They Die” by creating a version of their own with a military twist. Platoon Daddy Bacon presents a story to you and his battle buddy Sergeant C’Gar a tale loosely based on actual articles of a Soldier who went missing on Ft. Hood, TX some time ago.

The Sergeants hope that you take the time to check out Spoiler: They Die, a phenominal true crime podcast brought to you by the best two Canadian women we know! A special thanks goes out to Spoiler: They Die for allowing the Sergeants to create this episode.

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Episode 31: Sweating the Small Things

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In this slightly shorter than normal episode Platoon Daddy Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar talk about a few of the little things that seem to always be a big problem to those in charge. The Sergeants talk about socks, underwear, shirts, PT belts, haircuts, and even whether or not you are sounding off during a “fun run”.

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Episode 30: Finding Zen in Conversation

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Sergeant C’Gar finds a bit of zen in a general conversation with Platoon Daddy Bacon. Sometimes it just takes a good conversation with one of your favorite Battle Buddies to relieve some stress and make everything better. Sergeant C’Gar realizes that all the small things pile up and make everything seem like a bigger problem than what it is. Find the 50 meter targets and knock them down.

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Episode 29: Cooking with Bacon – Part 2

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We couldn’t possibly hold on to part 2 of Cooking with Bacon. That’s right!, Sergeant C’Gar spends another 30 minutes helping you to get to know Platoon Daddy Bacon a little better. What questions will be asked? How will they be answered? Guess you’ll have to listen (please) and find out.

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Episode 28: Debrief at FOB C’Gar

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Excuse the slightly longer than usual episode but this one is special to us. Platoon Daddy Bacon is in Sergeant C’Gars neck of the woods so it’s only natural that they get together and catch up. It didn’t take long for the decision to be made, set up FOB C’Gar and start recording. Where could it go wrong? There was no topic, just good conversation. The Sergeants hope you enjoy listening to  this down to earth episode just as much as they enjoyed recording it.

Episode 27: Cooking With Bacon – Part 1

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Grab your trusty old cast iron skillet from the kitchen cabinet or gun safe (wherever you keep it) and prepare to learn more than you ever wanted to know about Platoon Daddy Bacon. That’s right!, Sergeant C’Gar spends a little over an hour interviewing your favorite piece of Bacon giving you part 1 of a 2 part series of questions. What questions will be asked? How will they be answered? Guess you’ll have to listen (please) and find out.

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Episode 26: Army News – Ponytails and The Internet of Things

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Sergeant Bacon is feeling good as he gets back from a little league draft meeting just in time to record a late episode of EFM with his favorite NCO,  Sergeant C’Gar. The Sergeants make a last minute decision to practice a little bit of NCOES 101 by selecting a few Army related articles in the news and have some good old conversation with those topics. In this episode of Army News, which they will do from time to time, the Sergeants discuss the most recent changes to female hair grooming standards and The Internet of Things (IoT). If you have ideas for future topics make sure you hit the Sergeants up. Details are in each episode of Eyes Forward, March!

This episodes Creative Shoutout goes to Video Game Lounge on the Creative Brain Candy Network.

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Episode 25: Creature Comforts

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For the time being, you’ll have to continue enjoying the Eyes Forward; March! Podcast in your favorite brown bombers while the Sergeants continue to work on the finer details around the production of the EFM Combat Thong. Someone (we won’t say who) insists that they be bacon scented.

In this special anniversary episode Sergeants Bacon and C’Gar talk about some of the creature comforts that Soldiers may want to consider when spending some time in the field, drill weekend, or even while on deployment. Nothing is off the table. The Sergeants talk about underwear, t-shirts, towels, sleeping bags, blankets, pillows, lickies & chewies, protective eyewear, and even toilet paper.

 

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Episode 24: We Don’t Prime Easy

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In episode 24, Sergeants Bacon and C’Gar talk a bit about Soldier burn out. Comparatively like our vehicles, they only perform well when they are properly maintained and have plenty of fuel. Soldiers are not that much different. What happens when you as a leader or your Soldiers get burnt out? The Sergeants don’t have all the answers, but they do put some thought into it as you can hear in their voices towards the end of the episode… It’s time for a vacation.

 

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Episode 23: Revisiting That C’Gar

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Sometimes when Sergeants Bacon and C’Gar sit down to record an episode it goes so well that they go far beyond a single 30 minute episode. In episode 16, Sergeant Bacon allowed for the loyal listeners to get to know Sergeant C’Gar a little better in a 30 minute window. This episode is another 30 minutes of just that. Sergeant Bacon asks questions about music, work, sports, TV, shower time, and suggests that Sergeant C’Gar is amazing at everything he does.

 

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Episode 22: How May I Sponsor You

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How do you sponsor a new Soldier to your organization? Is it done right or is it a complete waste of time? There is a foundation to properly introduce new Soldiers but it’s just that, a foundation. Think outside the box and find a way to make the sponsorship program work for your organization. Introducing a new Soldier the right way is key to success.

Sergeants Bacon and C’Gar start off with a few laughs at the expense of  ‘Soiled’  ‘Thong’  ‘Doobie’ ‘Puppies’ (Spoiler They Die Podcast) as they try to figure out the phonetic alphabet. Seriously though, check them out if you haven’t already! Show your support for #1 true crime podcast, Spoiler They Die (2020 – Forever).

We are pleased to announce the newest members of the Creative Brain Candy Media Cooperative, the Stay Wild Trauma Child Podcast!

Episode 21: Career Management

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Sergeants Bacon and C’Gar make an episode out of the Enlisted Promotion System (EPS) and Career Management in the Military. There are regulations out there regulations out there that tell us how things are supposed to happen but that doesn’t mean everything is fair. Hopefully you can gain a small amount of knowledge to push your career in the right direction.

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Episode 20: Family Absolutely Matters

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Say hello to Corporal Cat Lady who took a little time out of her busy schedule to introduce herself!

We’re all busy and have a lot going on. We find that it can be hard to balance our time between our work, family and Guard. If you agree with this trifecta, then you’re in for a surprise!

This episode is about realizing that as a member of the military we now have a larger family than what we thought. It’s all about organizing our priorities and balancing our lives. Betwee work, friends, Guard, and your Guard family it can be tough. If we can identify, prioritize, and balance these things we think we will be successful.

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Episode 19: Word Vomit and Defecation

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There’s only one thing to do when you hear the F-Bomb, drop a deuce and keep moving. As usual Sergeants Bacon and C’Gar catch up before talking about who Soldiers are. For the most part, Soldiers are trained to live outside of society but forced to live within it. Foul language when not appropriate quickly escalates to our favorite past time, talking about sh!t. Is it Britney? Is it Bacon? With a shirt like that we may never know.

Episode 18: Leadership Lake – Toes First

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In this episode Sergeants Bacon and C’Gar dip their toes into the first leadership issue episode. What makes a good leader? The Sergeants have a few ideas, but are they even on the right track? Only time will tell as they get comfortable with the first installment of Leadership Lake. This is a topic that will definitely require more than just a single episode but the Sergeants need to start somewhere. Stay tuned.

We’re constantly building FOB EFM to be better. Visit us each episode to find out what is new! If you don’t listen you will never know what’s happening!

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Episode 17: Bet You a $1 – You Won’t Listen to this Episode

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Sergeant Bacon found a suitable Kazoo replacement until he finds something more permanent. This episode starts with a few new bars! #SorryNotSorry

Happy belated Valentines day! We hope you got to do something enjoyable with someone special. If not, don’t worry we didn’t do anything special either. Things get a little weird when we realize that we’ve almost been at this for a year and wonder if we have any anniversary plans.

If something looks a little different then you are paying attention. We moved from using Podbean as our podcast host. Our feed has changed. Hopefully you won’t notice too much change! We are on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, and Spotify Podcasts. You can also visit the Creative Brain Candy website to listen to all of our episodes. We’ve also updated our episode numbering so that each episode has its own number to match our updated episode format.

The Sergeants Bacon and C-Gar spend a little time telling a few gambling stories. Sometimes you gamble with money, sometimes you gamble with food. Sometimes it’s for fun and sometimes it’s not. Almost all the time it’s not really worth it.

There are resources out there if you hare having financial issues or gambling problems. All you have to do is identify the issue and ask for help.

 

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Episode 16: Getting to Know Your C-Gar

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Breaking Kazoo News: The One Man Bacon Wrapped Bacon Band delivers some sad news.

The mailbag is a bit heavier than normal.

Have you ever wanted to know a bit more about that C-Gar that your enjoying so much? Us too. Platoon Daddy Bacon works on knocking the rust off his career counseling skills as he sits down and has a little Q&A with Sergeant C-Gar. It’s Battle Buddy Copper!

Support for a 2022 calendar is needed. Without you it will never happen!

Maybe…, No…., Maybe…., No, No, We Can’t…., Well Maybe…., Never Say Never!

 

Episode 15: Forward, March! – 2021

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It’s a great idea to look in front of you before moving forward. What’s the command? Forward, March!

In this 2021 edition, Sergeants Bacon and C-Gar use the episode to discuss things that could be done at EFM Podcast to improve for 2021.

Eyes Forward; March! is now on Podbean, Spotify, Google, and Apple podcast platforms.

Episode 14: These are our Reflections – 2020

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The Sergeants somehow made it into the new year! Following suite with others, Sergeants Bacon and C-Gar reflect on the past for their first episode of the new year. How did this all start? What where some road blocks? Does anyone care? Only the Sergeants can tell such (un)captivating tales.

Since we didn’t get to say this in the episode:

EFM Podcast is proud to be part of the Creative Brain Candy (CBC) Network. CBC has gone above and beyond in 2020 by supporting and encouraging us while we struggle to put EFM together. They have given us the opportunity to implement our ideas, execute, review our results, alter our ideas and repeat multiple times. We have more work to do and will continue to March with our Eyes Forward. We are grateful that CBC is here for us and we look forward to what the future brings!

Please check out www.creativebraincandy.com to discover creators that have content just waiting to entertain you.

Episode 13: Health Assessments

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Sergeants Bacon and C-Gar quickly talk a little holiday ritual before diving into a conversation about the annual Periodic Health Assessment. The story gets cut short….

Stay safe, stay positive…. Enjoy the holidays. We will see you again next year.

Episode 12: Cadets and the NCO Role

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The sugar cola’s are kicking’ in and wearing off as Platoon Daddy’s Sergeants C-Gar and Bacon talk about our future Officer leaders better known as Cadets. Who are cadets and why are they so important? The Sergeants talk about how NCO’s have the greatest ability to effect our future leaders by how they treat and mentor our Cadets of today.

Episode 11: Sweet Child Kazoo External Eval of Mine

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We’ve all been waiting for Sergeant Bacon to debut his first hit Kazoo single and it’s finally here. It’s not what the episode title implies but might hint to an upcoming single. Every car needs a Kazoo, let’s make it happen #EFM nation!

The Sergeants touch on show improvements external evals, stress in training senarios and who’s next.

Thank you for sticking with us as we figure out the Standard Operating Procedure (SOP).

Happy Thanksgiving!

Episode 10: Happy Veterans Day

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Sergeants Bacon and C-Gar can’t speak properly. Where’s the damn Kazoo! (It’s coming) Sergeant Bacon gets excited when he injects a few sound clips. Editing a podcast does suck and Sergeant Bacon doesn’t even know the half of it. A little bit a politics before going down memory lane as they talk about a deployment exercise (DEPEX) in which they participated in during Senior Leader Course (SLC). Somewhere in the middle you will find a magical #COVIDKaren story!

Episode 9: The Army Combat Fitness Test (ACFT)

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It’s October and time for some physical fitness! Sergeants Bacon, C-Gar, and Vegas talk about the new Army Combat Fitness Test. A new version of the FM 7-22 which gets them talking about the current published standards to pass the test. Sergeant Vegas talks a little about the Occupational Physical Assessment Test (OPAT). Will the ACFT replace the OPAT?

Do you have a topic that we should cover? Head over to creativebraincandy.com and click the link to join us on Discord or shoot us an old fashioned e-mail at podcastefm@gmail.com and let the Sergeants know.

Episode 8: Social Media and this Episode – Ignore Both

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Sergeant Bacon hi-jacks the entire episode with is hatred for Discord which is one of the few ways to tell us we suck! Sergeant C-Gar tries to correct the path of this episode and fails miserably.

Everything about this episode sucks as much a social media, but we have to accept the fact that it’s too late to fix it now!

Two and a half hours of recording and this 30 minute episode is what you have to attempt to listen too. Our counseling statements are on the Lieutenants desk!

We’ve done a bit of trouble shooting and hope to never produce this inferior type of content again!

Skip this episode and listen to “Spoiler: They Die” on the Creative Brain Candy Network. You’ll be glad you did!

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Episode 7: A New Format

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Sergeants Bacon and C-gar reflect on the show. Maybe it’s time to update the format. Sweaty C-Gar explains why you shouldn’t go commando. The retention tree is key! It’s your job as an NCO to build future leaders. Passing the buck is the wrong answer. Apologies and what to expect going forward.

Episode 6: What About Anything: MRE’s

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Where is episode 3B? FOB Cigar has been devastated by by natural disaster. Editing has been moved to priority level 2 resulting in a missed time hack. Sergeants Bacon and C-Gar make the last minute effort to provide some unorthodox content. They record for two hours covering so many topics that it can’t be covered in 30 minutes. Interim content has been created called “What About Anything”, a single 30 minute(ish) episode covering a topic or two that can be used as last minute ammunition at any time. This week; Meals Ready to Eat (MRE).

Shoutout to Simply Stogies Podcast which Sergeant C-Gar is a huge fan boy of! Stay Smokey Friends!

Episode 5: Military Vice Part 1

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For the first time Sergeants G-Gar, Bacon, Vegas and Donut appear in the same episode (and it’s a sh!tSh#w). Find out what their favorite Sci-Fi movie of all time is before digging into Military (bad) habits. Nicotine and Alcohol within the service start this conversation which will ultimately lead to more as they always do! Is it OK to curse?

Special show shout out for “Smoking and Drinking in Space” or (SADIS) on the Creative Brain Candy Network! Apparently, they are getting SoST? It’s a Star Trek thing if you’re into that kinda thing. Check’em out!

Episode 4: Receive The Gift Part 2

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Sergeants C-Gar and Bacon are joined with guest host Sergeant Donut as they continue their discussion on After Action Reviews (AAR) and discuss “Receiving The Gift”.

Special show shout out for two shows, “Catobophobia” and “Spoiler They Die” both found on the Creative Brain Candy Network!

Eyes Forward; March! is now on Podbean, Spotify, Google, and Apple podcast platforms.

Episode 3: Receive The Gift Part 1

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Sergeants C-Gar and Bacon are joined with guest host Sergeant Donut as they discuss After Action Reviews (AAR) and discuss “Receiving The Gift”.

Special show shout outs to Creative Brain Candy (creativebraincandy.com) and Sweetwater (Sam Hillman).

Eyes Forward; March! is now on Podbean, Spotify, Google, and Apple podcast platforms.

 

Episode 2: Catching Up Part 2

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In part two of episode one Sergeants C-Gar, Bacon, and Vegas continue their conversation from part one ending in a few opinions about experience and age gaps in the ranks.

Episode 1: Catching Up Part 1

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In part one of a two part episode Sergeants C-Gar, Bacon, and Vegas spend some time catching up since they last saw each other.